Monday, January 11, 2010

Smart Car Outsmarted

Janine Shue, 19, died Monday after driving her Smart Car off a cliff in California. Friends and family were shocked at the news and, at first, didn't believe police reports. "She would never drive a stupid fucking Smart Car," said friend, Ryan Hooks. "The only way Janine would ever get in a smart car would be to...outsmart it. Oh, shit. Oh my god... Wait. Yeah. That...sounds about right. She really is dead, then, I guess."


Services will be held at a parking lot in New Jersey.

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