New York resident, Janine Shue, 68, is the latest victim of the recent death wave sweeping the globe. She died moments ago in her Astoria apartment, but will not be found for a few days, when the stench will cause suspicion among her neighbors. Authorities continue to struggle with the recent bout of dying that people are doing all over the place. Recent sexual client of Shue's, Ryan Hooks, told police, "I just don't understand it. One minute she was here, providing me comfort and deviant sexual gratification, and now she's gone. It's senseless." Until the death wave passes, authorities are urging everyone to stay inside and inhale the fumes of a fire made of money and fish scales for protection.
Shue is survived by everyone else.
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