Smallish Woman Eaten by Larger One

Yesterday, Janine Shue, an Asian woman in her mid 50s, was eaten by a larger, younger Brazilian woman in her Astoria apartment. Janine's roommate, Ryan Hooks, found a pair of bloody knit gloves still containing Janine's old hands when he returned from his volunteer work at the Willingly Homeless shelter. "When I walked in, I knew something was wrong, because there was a large, twenty-something Brazilian woman in the apartment who looked like she'd done something wrong." When Hooks searched the apartment, he found the gloves, as well as other signs of struggle, including teeth marks in the wood floor. "I asked the Brazilian woman what she was doing in the apartment, and she said 'Nothing,' and then I said 'It doesn't look like nothing.' And then she finally fessed up," said Hooks. The large, brown woman did not resist arrest, but twenty minutes later claimed to be "hungry again."

Friends of the deceased are asked to register any outstanding debts with the small claims court.