Thursday, May 19, 2011

Old Lady Killed By Toddler's Adorable Face

After warning everyone around her several times that this toddler's face was so cute she was going to die, Janine Shue finally did. Reports indicate that Shue's body imploded, causing her organs to liquefy and making the suspected toddler, Ryan Hooks, cry. When asked why he would do such a thing and didn't he like Old Lady Janine and what kind of little boy would be such a little jerk to kill a nice old lady, Hooks sobbed, "I am bad?" Authorities and parents told Hooks to go to his room and not to come out until he'd thought about what he'd done, not even to go number 2.

Shue's body was collected in a mason jar and will be secretly stored in Hooks' bedroom until its eventual tragic discovery.

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